When you think about it, Episode I contains very little plot progression. Essentially, it’s the Rister order with The Phantom Menace omitted as narratively irrelevant. Many might see this as the ‘trolling Lucas’ order (it’s not, that one omits the prequels altogether) but Rob Hilton’s Machete Order is certainly a sequence that would cause George some deep regret. only for a strange man with a mullet to materialise next to them and start grinning inanely.

Sat amid cavorting bears, Luke Skywalker gazes wistfully out into the forest to see the spirits of Yoda and Obi-Wan gazing benevolently back at him. At the very end of Return Of The Jedi, The Emperor is dead, Vader is redeemed, freedom and justice have been restored to the galaxy. Don’t get hung up on Greedo shooting first, 'Maclunkey' or the Ewok celebration’s Yub-Nubectomy - there exists a far more problematic change that derails this as the definitive sequence. Lucas spent decades tinkering with his films, so much so that the current ‘original’ trilogy is a far cry from the films that graced our cinema screens in the late seventies and early eighties. The problem is that this is not the original Star Wars experience. This is how the first generations of Star Wars fans experienced the series and it certainly didn’t do us any harm. The twists and turns are kept intact, there’s no attempt to retcon the saga into an ill-fitting Anakin story and we begin the whole endeavour on a high. Starting with the 1977 original, we then move through Empire and Jedi, before experiencing the prequels in all their frustrating glory and picking up the sequel trilogy thereafter. The purist’s approach, production order maintains the historic authenticity of watching the franchise unfold as first it did.

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